The Elminxios has an instinctual need for ritualistic tail-shaking, and like breathing and eating needs musical vibrations for her survival. It is said in ancient folklore that The Elminxios actually changes colour when she sings, turning Technicolor when bathing in sound. It is decreed in tribal myth that one day the Elminxios will come out of hiding and bring forth an amazonian army to defeat evil bureaucratic, bank form-wielding slugs that will rise up in a near apocalyptic rebellion.
One can study "Minxology" at university where topics covered include 'Mangoes and Metaphysics: Mmm That's a Tasty Fucking Fruit', 'Shake It:A Brief History of Dancing like a Minx' and 'The Sun-Worshiping Moon Child: How Paradox shapes DNA and The Universe'.
Evolution: The Elminxios cannot survive in cold climates for long; the rainfall of her habitat mirrored by her tears that are so so salty they erode even metal. It is noted that the Elminxios is very hard species to totally domesticate, at heart very similar to the wild African cats she mimics. Scientists believe the Elminxios has the potential to evolve into an under-the-radar leather-clad queen among sounds, and is expected to roam across many lands in its lifetime searching for sonic treasure to capture in her suntrap. Thus it is understood The Elminxios will eventually settle in a climate similar to its origins, mentoring kittens in the ways of minxing...and definitely rocking out all over the shop.
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